Friday, 13 November 2009

Inverse Magnetic Shop Diffraction Theory, by Doctor Robert Steadman


In a 10 year intensive study Dr Steadman he has complied a paper on the Inverse magnetic shop diffraction Theory. Have you ever wondered why women seemed to be pulled towards shoe shops. Well the good news is there is a scientific answer “MAGNATISM”.


The earth magnetic field is all around us and in object we see. What we are not aware is that women’s shoes and cloths have their own magnetic field that effect the internal balance of women’s inner ear.


Here is an example.


A man and wife go shopping for food and they need to pass some retail shops, because the man magnetic field counteracts the shops magnetic field his wife will only look at the shops. If the man moves away from his wife you will see that she is magically drawn towards the shop. In a experiment with a blind fold the wife was always drawn towards the shoe shop.


If the man is not present then the shops magnetic field completely overwhelms the wife’s balance and you will find that she will stagger in to the shoe shop and sit down. Then due to the overwhelming magnetic attraction a pair of shoes will be drawn towards her feet. At the same time due to magnetic diffraction (when to forces of the same magnetic type repel each other her money will be repelled from her purse and drawn in to the till.


This theory proves that when you wife states that she had no control over buying those news shoes she was telling the truth.


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